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P Kiddy Bio

ATTENTION…..P KIDDY is MIA.  He tragically disappeared one December 2008 night while docked at Marina Taina in Tahiti.  Months of searching have not found him and animal psychics say he is still alive in Tahiti and wants to come back home.  He is micro-chipped and was wearing his collar with his info on it when he disappeared.  If anyone has any information regarding P Kiddy please call our local Tahiti cell phone (689) 24-31-37. A huge reward will be given to anyone that helps bring P back to us.


pkiddy_sateyfirst.jpgP Kiddy is our loving high maintenance furball. Not your typical cat he’s at home on the high seas and doesn’t mind getting a little wet. Born March 10th, 2005 in prestigious Montecito, CA he is a F2 Bengal. What that means is he’s two litters removed from the original crossing of a wild Asian Leopard cat with a domestic cat. The Asian Leopard cat is a small South East Asian river fishing cat, and as a result P Kiddy has webbed paws and likes fishing as much as most rednecks.

A little larger than your typical house cat P Kiddy is tipping the scales at a robust 20 lbs. these days after putting on a few pounds in frigging freezing New England. Confident and self assured until he meets a big dog, we take him on walks or he takes us on walks as you can’t quite lead him, but he will stay by your side and even play fetch with toy mice.

He made it out to the east coast by way or United Airlines and likes the boat much more than flying. He meowed the entire way nonstop across the country to Boston and didn’t help me make too many friends on the plane. I should mention that his meow is 400% louder than a typical cat and and to quote one of United’s finest and gayest flight attendants as I disembarked between buh byes, “I don’t think you should ever fly with your cat again, Buh Bye!”

P Kiddy is currently single and looking for any hot to trot female furballs out there, so look for him in your town soon. He’s truly a special cat and we all love him.


P Kiddy


6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Dennis Peterson // Dec 27, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    The United lady was probably being kind!

  • 2 Haolie & Lacey Logue // Jan 5, 2008 at 2:20 am

    We miss you P! Please come home to steal our food very soon! We promise to not complain. You look a lot bigger than you were when you left! XOXO, The Logue Kitties

  • 3 Al, the gay United Flight Attendant // Jan 26, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Very funny! Well the reason you can’t find one of his toy mice is because its up my ass. Now who’s laughing!

  • 4 Dylan // Feb 15, 2008 at 5:53 am

    We are laughing Al, your the Dumb ass with a plastic mouse in your ass. Don’t you know? That thing is ment for shitting out of! P kiddy doe’snt play with homo cat toys anyway… he likes to mutilate real flesh and blood.

  • 5 Mayer Spivack // Feb 19, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Hey flying fish!
    Great to meet you at Flash Of Beauty, tacking in the air. You are a great bunch. Louise and I are back in Marblehead getting ready for the sailing season.


  • 6 Paul and Mary Jo // Sep 17, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    This can’t be the same kitty we met?

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